Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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