she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My penis needs a shock collar
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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