You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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