got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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