haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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