This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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