ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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