just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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