I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
