I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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