her vagine was all disorganized.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We have started to decorate penises.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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