Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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