Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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