stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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