And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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