I accidentally burped into my bong.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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