Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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