Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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