yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
