She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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