She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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