Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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