Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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