Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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