My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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