So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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