Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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