life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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