What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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