FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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