I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
