I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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