i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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