So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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