I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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