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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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