As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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