Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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