What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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