we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
