ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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