Dual....:-)
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm passing your future prison.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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