I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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