I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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