I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
