Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You're a disaster
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