Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
50% drunk capacity currently
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
