and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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