Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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