spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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