It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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