If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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