You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
